Honestly, if you drink enough to make a dent he'll notice? I'll personally pay for your medical bills.

[Which comes with just the tiniest bit of a frown for a half a second. It might be nice if multiple drinks at a less than reputable club while she's underage pinged more interest from her brother.

But as problems go, she's pretty sure it's not the worst problem to have.] Seriously. Whatever you want.